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LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 18:16:55z Send another FORTUNE.Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 18:01:24z Send another FORTUNE.Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 17:45:54z Send another FORTUNE.The bug starts here.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 17:30:25z Send another FORTUNE.Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. -- Arthur Balfour
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 16:59:25z Send another FORTUNE.If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 16:43:55z Send another FORTUNE.Single tasking: Just Say No.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 16:28:24z Send another FORTUNE.Reply hazy, ask again later.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 16:12:56z Send another FORTUNE.If condition persists, consult your physician.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 15:57:24z Send another FORTUNE.Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 15:41:55z Send another FORTUNE.Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through. -- Samuel Goldwyn
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 15:26:24z Send another FORTUNE. "But Huey, you PROMISED!" "Tell 'em I lied."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 15:10:54z Send another FORTUNE.O.K., fine.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 14:55:25z Send another FORTUNE.He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 14:39:54z Send another FORTUNE. "What time is it?" "I don't know, it keeps changing."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 14:24:25z Send another FORTUNE.Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 14:08:54z Send another FORTUNE.Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewis
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 13:53:26z Send another FORTUNE.Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 13:37:54z Send another FORTUNE.You enjoy the company of other people.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 13:22:26z Send another FORTUNE.VMS version 2.0 ==>
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 12:51:25z Send another FORTUNE.I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 12:35:55z Send another FORTUNE.God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 12:20:25z Send another FORTUNE.God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. -- Alfred Jarry
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 11:18:25z Send another FORTUNE.A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 10:31:55z Send another FORTUNE.VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 10:00:55z Send another FORTUNE.Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 09:45:25z Send another FORTUNE.If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 08:58:56z Send another FORTUNE.A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 08:43:25z Send another FORTUNE.Anything is possible, unless it's not.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 08:12:26z Send another FORTUNE.Shading within a garment may occur.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 07:56:55z Send another FORTUNE.I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 07:41:26z Send another FORTUNE.We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 07:25:56z Send another FORTUNE.If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 06:54:55z Send another FORTUNE.What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 06:39:25z Send another FORTUNE.Slippery when wet.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 06:08:25z Send another FORTUNE.Batteries not included.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 04:19:55z Send another FORTUNE.HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 03:48:55z Send another FORTUNE.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 03:02:25z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 01:44:56z Send another FORTUNE.In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 01:29:25z Send another FORTUNE.The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 00:58:26z Send another FORTUNE.Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable. -- M. J. 0'Donnell
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 00:27:25z Send another FORTUNE.The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. -- Dorothy Parker
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/11 00:11:55z Send another FORTUNE.Made with real ingredients.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 23:56:25z Send another FORTUNE.P-K4
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 23:25:25z Send another FORTUNE.Stamp out philately.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 22:54:26z Send another FORTUNE.It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 22:38:57z Send another FORTUNE.Sex dumps core (Sex is a Simple editor for X11) -- Seen on debian bugtracking
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 22:23:25z Send another FORTUNE.Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 22:07:56z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 21:52:25z Send another FORTUNE.I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 21:36:56z Send another FORTUNE.FORTH IF HONK THEN
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 21:21:26z Send another FORTUNE.It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 21:05:57z Send another FORTUNE.A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 20:50:27z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 20:34:56z Send another FORTUNE.Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 20:19:26z Send another FORTUNE.Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 19:48:26z Send another FORTUNE.Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 19:32:57z Send another FORTUNE.You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 19:01:56z Send another FORTUNE.The early worm gets the late bird.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 18:46:27z Send another FORTUNE.I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 18:30:56z Send another FORTUNE.Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 17:59:57z Send another FORTUNE.The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 17:44:27z Send another FORTUNE.After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 17:13:27z Send another FORTUNE.I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 16:57:57z Send another FORTUNE.Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 16:42:28z Send another FORTUNE.You are fairminded, just and loving.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 16:26:57z Send another FORTUNE.Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 16:11:27z Send another FORTUNE.Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 15:55:56z Send another FORTUNE.This is your fortune.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 15:40:27z Send another FORTUNE."I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 14:38:26z Send another FORTUNE.You will wish you hadn't.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 14:07:27z Send another FORTUNE.Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 13:20:57z Send another FORTUNE.To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 13:05:26z Send another FORTUNE.Many pages make a thick book.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 12:49:57z Send another FORTUNE.Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 12:03:28z Send another FORTUNE.You'll be sorry...
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 11:32:27z Send another FORTUNE.Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 11:16:57z Send another FORTUNE.The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 09:59:27z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 09:43:57z Send another FORTUNE.Youth is the trustee of posterity.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 09:28:27z Send another FORTUNE.Matrimony is the root of all evil.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 08:41:57z Send another FORTUNE.There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 08:26:27z Send another FORTUNE.The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 08:10:58z Send another FORTUNE.Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 07:55:27z Send another FORTUNE.f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 07:39:57z Send another FORTUNE.Huh?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 07:24:28z Send another FORTUNE.Killing is wrong. -- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 07:08:59z Send another FORTUNE.I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 06:53:27z Send another FORTUNE.If you knew what to say next, would you say it?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 06:37:57z Send another FORTUNE.It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 05:04:57z Send another FORTUNE.All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 04:49:27z Send another FORTUNE.It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 03:47:27z Send another FORTUNE.In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 03:31:57z Send another FORTUNE.But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 03:16:27z Send another FORTUNE.All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 03:00:57z Send another FORTUNE.You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 02:45:27z Send another FORTUNE.Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 01:43:27z Send another FORTUNE.It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 01:27:58z Send another FORTUNE.Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 11/10 01:12:28z Send another FORTUNE.The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.