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LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 18:16:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 18:01:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 17:45:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.The bug starts here. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 17:30:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. -- Arthur Balfour |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 16:59:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 16:43:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Single tasking: Just Say No. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 16:28:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Reply hazy, ask again later. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 16:12:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.If condition persists, consult your physician. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 15:57:24z | Send another | FORTUNE.Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 15:41:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through. -- Samuel Goldwyn |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 15:26:24z | Send another | FORTUNE. "But Huey, you PROMISED!" "Tell 'em I lied." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 15:10:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.O.K., fine. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 14:55:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who is content with his lot probably has a lot. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 14:39:54z | Send another | FORTUNE. "What time is it?" "I don't know, it keeps changing." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 14:24:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Two percent of zero is almost nothing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 14:08:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewis |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 13:53:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 13:37:54z | Send another | FORTUNE.You enjoy the company of other people. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 13:22:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.VMS version 2.0 ==> |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 12:51:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.I joined scientology at a garage sale!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 12:35:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 12:20:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. -- Alfred Jarry |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 11:18:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 10:31:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 10:00:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 09:45:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 08:58:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 08:43:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Anything is possible, unless it's not. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 08:12:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Shading within a garment may occur. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 07:56:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 07:41:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 07:25:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 06:54:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 06:39:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Slippery when wet. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 06:08:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Batteries not included. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 04:19:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 03:48:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 03:02:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 01:44:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 01:29:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 00:58:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable. -- M. J. 0'Donnell |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 00:27:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. -- Dorothy Parker |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/11 00:11:55z | Send another | FORTUNE.Made with real ingredients. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 23:56:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.P-K4 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 23:25:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Stamp out philately. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 22:54:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 22:38:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sex dumps core (Sex is a Simple editor for X11) -- Seen on debian bugtracking |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 22:23:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 22:07:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 21:52:25z | Send another | FORTUNE.I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 21:36:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.FORTH IF HONK THEN |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 21:21:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 21:05:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 20:50:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 20:34:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 20:19:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 19:48:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 19:32:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 19:01:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.The early worm gets the late bird. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 18:46:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 18:30:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 17:59:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.The existence of god implies a violation of causality. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 17:44:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 17:13:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 16:57:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 16:42:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.You are fairminded, just and loving. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 16:26:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 16:11:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 15:55:56z | Send another | FORTUNE.This is your fortune. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 15:40:27z | Send another | FORTUNE."I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 14:38:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will wish you hadn't. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 14:07:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 13:20:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 13:05:26z | Send another | FORTUNE.Many pages make a thick book. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 12:49:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 12:03:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.You'll be sorry... |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 11:32:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 11:16:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 09:59:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 09:43:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Youth is the trustee of posterity. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 09:28:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Matrimony is the root of all evil. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 08:41:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 08:26:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 08:10:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 07:55:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 07:39:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.Huh? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 07:24:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.Killing is wrong. -- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 07:08:59z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 06:53:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you knew what to say next, would you say it? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 06:37:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 05:04:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 04:49:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's never too late to have a happy childhood. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 03:47:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 03:31:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 03:16:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 03:00:57z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be singled out for promotion in your work. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 02:45:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 01:43:27z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 01:27:58z | Send another | FORTUNE.Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/10 01:12:28z | Send another | FORTUNE.The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best. |